Posted on 2007.10.26 at 15:49
Current Mood: 
blank
Tags: ptolemy is dead, revenge
To all witch hunters:
I would like to confess to performing witchcraft and accept the consequences.
[ooc: Long story short? Enrico killed Ptolemy and now Bartimaeus is a biiiiit off the deep end. Any witch hunters who bite will be greeted with a bloodthirsty djinni who's in mind for revenge.]
Posted on 2007.10.01 at 16:12
Master, you shouldn't drink water from the tap today, its all alchohol. I'll bring you juice or water if you are thirsty.
And Kitty, while I know you enjoy beer, resist the urge to get entirely drunk like you usually do.
Posted on 2007.09.29 at 00:59
This place once more? Honestly, not even five months is enough recovery time from such stress in the other place. And add to that the additional summonings its quite a strain on one's essence.
Kitty? Master Ptolemy? Are you all still here or am I to be greeted with nothing?
Posted on 2007.08.29 at 10:17
Hm, I think I'll pass on joining a club. Not unless I find an 'Otherworldly beings enslaved by greasy haired gits' group.
Posted on 2007.07.29 at 01:08
Anyone stupid enough to go out during this fiasco?
You deserve to get absorbed.
Posted on 2007.06.16 at 11:14
You know, now I remember why I gave up on humans. The 80's.
I almost pity those of you who can't change your form and appearance.
Almost.
Posted on 2007.06.10 at 22:00
[Muttering in an unknown language(s) with occasional bits of english]
...Spoon... [A drawer opens] Aha.
[Clinking and then a sharp yell]
;ZOJHFAWKJV;AWKSAORGALBNRS
Where did a silver spoon come from?!
[ooc: The explanation for this is Bart was making Ptolemy some tea (non caffienated of course) and he grabbed a silver spoon on accident and it burnt his essence. As for the bold underlined part that was a very rude curse in ancient sumerian]
Posted on 2007.05.17 at 15:42
Kitty, I hope you remembered to study. If not, your SOL. I'm not helping you this time.
Posted on 2007.04.30 at 22:55
Current Mood: blank
...I'm going out for a while. Kitty, please watch over Ptolemy.
Posted on 2007.04.23 at 18:43
Honestly, this is the third bloody time I've been turned into a human. Kitty, stop fooling around with my powers before I find that stash of silver jewelry you've been hiding.
Queezle, do you still have your powers?
Posted on 2007.03.31 at 11:19
Well, now that I'm finally able to post without shuddering, I should say I found that last curse horrible. I felt amiable towards Faquarl! Faquarl for the other place's sake! Completely ridiculous.
Posted on 2007.02.04 at 18:08
Bloody hell. Not again
[Private to Kitty and Nathaniel//Semi-hackable]
The weakness is back. Don't tell Ptolemy, please.
[/Private]
Posted on 2006.12.27 at 13:19
Kitty, honestly, why did you get me this little... ball of fur? Thank you. I suppose since you went through the trouble of getting it, I'll have to keep it. I decided to name is Ptolemy.
Though for some reason the furball hates Nat. Bit him last time he tried picking him up. Heh heh... good kitty.
Posted on 2006.12.17 at 19:14
Thank god! No more pain in my essence! I can change shape without pain and fly through the sky again!
Kitty... thank you.
Posted on 2006.12.13 at 17:21
I... I think I'll go to the gardens, a walk might do me good. It's calling me...
Something is there. Something strong.
It's powerful.
I want it.
[ooc: Bartimaeus has been pulled in my the ring's spell, strikes are hackable only those with lenses that allow them to see the seven planes and by people with magical resistance.]
Posted on 2006.12.06 at 12:21
Okay, I've delt with what this city has thrown at me with relative good grace and a minimum of destruction. But MARRYING to Nathaniel is just bloody cruel. The only thing I'm thankful for is that the day ended with absolutely nothing that could be described as intimate.
I might have killed myself if there was.
Posted on 2006.12.03 at 15:41
Oh my poor essence... Kitty, I am never trusting you to feed me if I'm ever human again. That alchohol stuff is obviously some kind of horrible poison meant to kill someone slowly. I can't understand why you like it so much.
On an even worse note, the weakness is back. I believe I will take a nap.
Posted on 2006.12.02 at 10:19
This had better be a bloody joke. I can't shift, I can't see the seven planes. Plus I'm coughing and for some reason my stomach is making the most monstrous noises I've ever heard. This is incredibly abnormal.
[ooc: Bart has gotten hit with the Average Joe day curse, he's now human for a day.]
Posted on 2006.11.24 at 12:27
Current Mood: 
tired
Ugh... I haven't felt this unwell since... ever. I'm feeling particularly fatigued today for some reason, it's not at all normal.
I think I might sleep for a bit...
Posted on 2006.11.08 at 16:30
Current Mood: 
PISSED OFF AT KITTY
[INSERT COPIUS AMOUNTS OF SWEARING IN ABOUT FIFTEEN LANGUAGES HERE]
KITTY JONES. I AM ABOUT TO REVISE MY POLICY ON NOT EATING HUMANS.
There is HONEY and FEATHERS seeping into my essence.
[ooc: Kitty has just honeyed and feathered Bartimaeus as a prank. That extremely long line of censoring is Bart swearing in about fifteen different languages, and none of it is very polite.
Edited at the request of modly mods because it messed up some peoples f-lists.]
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